Unless you've been living under a rock for the past decade, you're fully aware of what Pirates of the Caribbean is. It began as a dark theme park ride which first opened in California's Disneyland during Spring 1967, and since then has evolved into a world renowned franchise, spearheaded by the original film adaptation released in 2003. Two back to back sequels followed, the first being one of seven films to gross over $1 billion worldwide. Naturally, a fourth installment was bound to follow, and here it is in the form of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
As you may expect, the plot of this film doesn't build upon the storyline of the previous two films, with Davy Jones and all that. Instead, Will and Elizabeth are, to the joy of many fans, out of the picture, and the film starts a brand new tale. Our favourite pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, played brilliantly once again by Johnny Depp, is forced to guide an expedition to the Fountain of Youth by the notorious Blackbeard (Ian McShane) along with his former lover Angelica (Penélope Boobs), but the journey won't be easy as Hector Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), now a privateer in the King's court, is also racing to the fountain, not to mention the many dangers that follow including mermaids, zombies and...the evil Spanish guys.
With a run time of around 137 minutes, On Stranger Tides is still a very long film, and only 30 minutes shorter than its predecessor. Is this length truly warranted? In most cases, yes. Sure, the film has moments that feel pointless and dragged out, but the majority of it works to advance the story and develop the characters, and the action scenes are truly thrilling. The sword fights start to get a bit old towards the end though, and there are times where everything gets far too noisy for my liking. Not to mention over two hours of that bloody 3D is enough to give anyone a headache. Yes, the 3D sucks as usual, and does nothing to enhance the experience. It only reduces the saturation of the various landscapes and adds a bit of depth; nothing to truly warrant the extra cost.
One thing I've always adored about these movies is the magnificent usage of set design, costume, make up and, in some cases, computer generated effects. The carries over into On Stranger Tides which, despite having two thirds of the previous film's budget, still manages to offer a visual treat, with wonderful set pieces that don't solely rely on CGI. You'll find that the level of computer generated mayhem on screen has been heavily reduced, making for an experience that doesn't feel as artificial as the previous films sometimes did. You'll still get your computer generated fix in the form of vicious mermaids attacking Blackbeard's crew and a few moments to capture the supernatural essence of the Fountain of Youth however, so don't fret. But as I've said; it's the brilliant usage of set design, costume and not to mention camerawork and lighting that makes this such a great looking movie.
The plot of the film pans out nicely. It's easier to follow than before, and character motives are clearly shown throughout. Jack is his usual tongue in cheek self, Angelica is often two faced and hot headed and Blackbeard is, aside from evil, just plain awesome. Everything flows well across these two hours, and the many plot threads that plagued the previous installment are long gone. Jack's history with Angelica is never deeply explored which, in my eyes, is beneficial to keeping things simpler. We're told briefly that he did bad stuff to her (not in that respect), and that's all we need to know. That's the kind of thing that works in the film's favour. However, why Blackbeard has supernatural powers and why some random Christian bloke fancies a mermaid is never truly explored. We find out almost nothing of Blackbeard's gaining of these powers, which in fairness does add to the mysteriousness of his character, but at the same time feels like they just slapped it in to make him look more evil. But the Christian and the mermaid...that's just so daft. He gets sliced by a sword twice and doesn't die, and is obsessed with letting her have the finest care and treatment when she is take hostage by the crew, despite her kind brutally murdering several crew-members a few minutes earlier. But above all, it's just a ridiculous and unnecessary plot element that serves no purpose other than to...serve no purpose.
As I expected, the acting throughout is just fantastic. Depp portrays Jack Sparrow just as excellently as he has done in the past films, perfectly capturing his eccentric and humorous nature whilst still managing to show his serious side when things get intense. The character's wow factor has died off slightly, which is a shame, but I still found him to be the most enjoyable person in the film. Ian McShane portrays Blackbeard with a sadistic and passive nature, which works to great effect in establishing his villainy. The character feels like a weaker villain when compared to Barbossa (when he was bad in the first film) and Davy Jones, but credit goes to McShane for that excellent portrayal. Penélope Cruz's bre...I mean she does a nice job with Angelica, who isn't the most interesting character in the film but still nicely portrayed. Barbossa is at his weakest here in my eyes. Whilst Geoffrey Rush still shows the quirky yet cruel nature of the character, he's not as interesting as before because he's not a pirate. He just feels so out of place amongst the King's men and it would've been better if that concept wasn't included. Regardless of this, he's still endearing and towards the end he becomes more of the character he was in the previous films.
My main grudges aside, I still enjoyed this film. I'm a huge fan of the franchise so naturally this was to be the case, and I'd recommend it to anyone who likes the series. It's inferior to the first and second in my eyes, yet on a similar level to the third. What, you hate the third? Oh, well then it's a lot better than the third. I like the third see, so I thought I'd say it's on the same level in terms of my own opinion which, of course, isn't identical to yours. What? You hate the second too? Jeez, well then it's better than that one. What, you hate the first as well? Ha, now you're just being silly.